The Day Rooster Galore Came to Town

He was not born Rooster Galore

Yet Rooster Galore he became

The town he hailed from was of sin

That’s where our lil’ tale did begin

His reputation did precede him

His legend told long ago

Rooster is how he was well-known as

Rooster, though, well… was no beau

Remember Eastwood's Blondie?

The screen stranger with no name?

Well, looker Clint he was not

But understand, he had game

So, Rooster was restless

He would come to town, here, there, any town

He was pale and scrawny

Yet the cockiest pistoleer ‘round

Don’t be thinking he packed much

Purty he most certainly never was

His face, in fact, broke many of God’s laws

However…

Rooster would come to a local joint

Slung over his shoulder his faithful guitar

Bashful as he was, he’d take a seat

Far from sight, at the far, far end of the bar

His hair was too long

The one thing long ‘bout him

The rest being, well, thrift

Shortcomings abounding

If you can catch my drift

His face was unshaven

You’d not see in him

Not no woman’s haven

He was missing an eye

Eyepatch wearer, like ‘em pirates

One thing he’d never be

One of those airline pilots

Yet

At the bar…

Upon seeing him pass

The ladies’ resolve was rock-strong

But, see, once came the song

They would not say nay – not for long

Yes, he looked like a gnome

But he would take ‘em home

‘Cause thing he could do was

Write a lady a poem

He was but a man

Rest is folklore

Rooster was his name

Surname’s Galore