Zen Nazi

Have you seen those 'Zen Nazi' lately? You know, those who'd rather hug a tree instead of their child (most likely the kid who'll be a candidate to walk in the school with a rifle), be mad about working conditions in China yet enslaving their intern… crying about Bush's wars but endorsing tacitly Obama's Drones & Kinetic Interventions… those who think their lap pet belongs at the car's steering wheel a nd spume like an epileptic if you let them know politely that the street light has been green for the past several days; those who know that their gerbil has reason & Kant is just an angry female who wants to be called Immanuel.

Yes, those Zen Nazi who tell you to calm down when you are passionate while they reach for antidepressants and immediately begin a zoophiliac behavior with their perfect breed – made in lab dog wanna be.
Cheers to the hicks, Jesus freaks, jihadist & machine gun lovers. A new species entered your discombobulated universe: The Zen Nazi

P.S. Mark, thank you for the term (Zen Nazi)